“I love weenie,” 50-year-old divorcee Kelly Alston tells us near the beginning of this episode. She too brandishes that she is had 100 schlongs come into her slit during her lifetime. Make that 101. Kelly acquires it admirable in this scene, and that babe gives it valuable, too. Now, just one thing. Kelly keeps on saying, “I’m mature.” Ok. Whatever she thinks. But we think she’s ripe. Mature. Plush (check out her cushiony booty, boyfrends). And if we turned out to be #102, well, that would be perfectly precious.
