Forget the pizza. This M.I.L.F. is hungry for meat-thermometer.

Forget the pizza. This HORNY HOUSEWIFE is hungry for meat-thermometer.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British M.I.L.F., orders two bigger in size than standard Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery man arrives, this babe makes a decision she’d rather have his ding-dong than dinner.

That babe invites him in and opens the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there’s something I could choke on,” that babe says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, this chab doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word this babe says…until this babe says, “I would indeed love to copulate you.” “Fuck” is one of these words everybody understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where this babe sucks his rod, hops on top of it, rides it hard and jacks him onto her glamorous face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that’s what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery lads for? To copulate sexy M.I.L.F.S.. At least that’s the impression I’ve gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who acquires more porn twat?

A. Pizza delivery studs
B. Cable boys
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

In any case, about Pandora. That babe is from Luton, which is north of London. She’s a Mama and grandmother. This babe works in wedding planning. She’s divorced. She’s a swinger. This babe can’t live with out studs who wear suits. We identified her on Twitter. The most remarkable job that babe is ever had?

“Shooting for u, certainly!”

Certainly!

The best job for chaps who wanna have sex with porn MOTHERS I’D LIKE TO FUCK? My vote goes to pizza delivery chaps.

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This Is Your 10-Pounder Between Sara Jay’s Big Bazookas

This Is Your Penis Between Sara Jay's Big Tits

Sara Jay can’t live out of pecker. Correction. Sara Jay BANGING LIKES SHLONG.

Sara Jay has the lube and the milk cans. U bring the dick. That babe squeezes out every last drop of cum and lets it sit on her tits adore icing. You gotta like a goddess who travels with her own lube.

“I got straight A’s and graduated early from college,” Sara Jay said us in an interview. “I was well behaved. At not time got into any trouble. At no time had sex. I did pass out tons of blow jobs to friends, though. I was a virgin in that I did not have intercourse. My twat was a virgin, but my face hole wasn’t.

“I detected out that all of them didn’t know I sucked everybody’s pecker. They didn’t tell each other, then, one of the boys said to me, ‘I just identified out u sucked Keith’s cock and Matt’s jock.’ Every boy thought I was just mouthing his wang, which couldn’t have been further from the truth.”

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Candace joins the Big, Dark Ramrod Disrobe club

Candace joins the Larger than average, Black Jock Club

Today, big breasted 43-year-old divorcee Candace Harley is gonna suck and copulate a big, dark weenie for the 1st time on-video. We’d say it was her first large, dark-skinned dick ever, but it isn’t. This babe had her 1st when that babe did the photo version of this scene. So this is her second time with the BBC. She’s sexually excited about it. She is excited about anything she is doing at 40SomethingMag.com. Doing ram like this is a 1st for her.

The digital camera follows Candace up the stairs, and we acquire a admirable watch of her charming, strapped a-hole. Then we get a valuable view of her deep cleavage. She has DD-cups. Jax is taking a bath, and Candace sponges him down before taking off her lingerie and getting into the bathroom with him. This babe sucks his ramrod and sticks it between her large scoops, then they receive with out the bath, move to the bedroom and bonk every which way. Lastly, Jax cums all over Candace’s charming face and mounds.

Candace, who’s likewise a Mom, told us that when she’s out in public, “I dress hawt but not also hot. I leave a little to the imagination.”

Here, this babe leaves nothing to the imagination, and that is a valuable thing. She has a very hawt body.

“I love day dates, dinner dates and stripping,” she said.

Her raunchy fantasy: “I wanna be taken advantage of at work where the thrill of maybe being caught makes it even more thrilling.”

This babe is a contented member of the Mile-High Undress club.

And now she’s a gratified member of the “I Banged A Bigger than average, Darksome Cock” Exotic dancing club.

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The fresh British Mama I’D LIKE TO FUCK shags the delivery dude

The new British MILF copulates the delivery boy

Pandora, a 56-year-old SEXY HOUSEWIFE from the England, makes her first appearance by sucking and banging the delivery gent. Then, when that chap is rogered her shaven twat each which way, she acquires down on her knees and sucks his wang some more until that smooth operator cums all over her face. U have to love babes who have pleasure the smack of their own love tunnel, and Pandora does. This babe looks so happy with cum all over her marvelous face.

Pandora is a little female at just five-foot-one. This babe is divorced and go out with. She has four children and seven grandchildren. Wow! If they could just see her now! That babe says the people that babe knows would be very surprised to watch her here.

“My Twitter allies would be shocked,” she told. Twitter, by the way, is where we discovered her.

Pandora has been working in catering and wedding planning for over 35 years. She’s been a swinger for seven years.

“Nothing too nutty, though,” she told.

Her sexual fantasy: “Sex under a waterful.”

How often does she have sex? “As often as possible.”

That babe likes younger guys. The boy she’s banging in this scene is 23 years younger than her.

“Perfect,” this babe told.

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Piper Perri has a problem. She can’t be monogamous. Piper’s tried to be faithful…many times. But that babe just can’t, especially after getting her 1st taste of BBC. Ever since that awesome "full" feeling this babe acquires every time her taut, pink pussy is stretched to its maximum, Piper’s been a cheater. That babe is always on the prowl for dark dudes, ‘coz if she’s gonna cheat, Piper desires that "guarantee" that comes with screwing darksome men: Larger than run of the mill. Black. Wang. Today it is her first tango with Flash Brown, and she could not be happier. Piper desires to talk about her battle against monogamy, but this lady-killer can’t assist much in that arena. Flash can pound the shit without this slender snow bunny, which is exactly what this chab does. Just hammers her. Piper ends up with a mighty pop across her nice-looking, golden-haired face…which makes her ask Flash, "should I go home and kiss my stud now?"
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A Uncommon Pair

A Rare Couple

Here’s the super-rare pair of Hitomi and Sha Rizel, the only time these two unbelievable babes met. This is a historic event in big-bust history. They’ve clothed adore kissin’ cousins in cut-off denim shorts, white reservoirs and six-inch heels. Are they real or are they a mirage? A pitcher of water is nearby and you can guess what the cuties are plan to do with it.

“Hitomi is love a little doll I would like to take home,” told Sha throughout her translator, Valory Irene. “So gracious. I can watch why she’s a star.”

One time their Tees are luscious, Sha and Hitomi slip without their soaked things and head off to dry themselves and have a tropical lunch. They may not speak the same verbal language but they were never at a loss for communication. They spoke the same body language.

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Maggie Toys With U

Maggie Toys With You

Wearing a fetish mistresse outfit entire with elbow-length darksome latex gloves, Maggie Green oils her greater than typical natural bazookas, shaves off her bush, fingers her now-hairless cum-hole and then toys herself with a rubber ramrod.

And for a post-cum, Maggie, looking into the lens, tongues the head of her cock-toy which is damp from her vagina juice after she pulls it without her palatable fuck-hole.

SCORELAND: When did you first become a D-cup?

Maggie: I was a DD at 16. I don’t even remember being a regular D-cup.

SCORELAND: When u go out, what do u wear? You’re not intend to wear a fetish female dress….

Maggie: It depends on my mood and where I am going. Sometimes I feel adore laying low and wear jeans and a T-shirt. But when I want to feel hawt and attract attention, I make sure to put on a tank top and a brassiere that gives me major breast valley.

SCORELAND: How do u care for your wobblers?

Maggie: I always use lotion after a shower and before bed.

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Candace’s first greater than standard, dark-skinned knob is king-size!

Candace's first big, darksome weenie is giant!

In her second bonk scene ever, Candace Harley, a 43-year-old divorcee and Mama from South Florida, sucks and copulates her 1st dark meat-thermometer. Ever. Not just on-camera. Ever. It is also the king-size knob she’s ever banged. And Jax is Twenty seven, which makes for a 16-year age difference.

So, to recap:

1. Stupendous schlong.
2. 1st darksome 10-Pounder.
THREE. Sixteen-year age difference.

We truly do know how to make our women cheerful here at 40SomethingMag.com, do not we?

Candace was a total non-professional when this babe strolled into our studio and fucked for the 1st time. That babe isn’t a swinger. Her friends know how wild and mad she is sexually, but they probably not at any time dreamed she’d do this. Truly, Candace at no time dreamed it, either. She was very nervous previous to her 1st scene. Well, the nerves are gone, and Candace takes control and bonks Jax every which way. And this man cums on her face.

“I adore the thrill of being observed but have not at all been caught or been confronted for it,” that babe said. “I’ve had a pair of encounters with honeys. It depends upon my mood. I adore kissing and being touched while I’m climaxing.”

Candace gets all she urges in this scene. So does Jax. So do we. And did we mention that Candace is a huge boobed blond? Well, we just did!

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